1. How many pieces are you?
a. Um... about a thousand,
but they all go together really well.
b. One, but I have these dangly
things. They're attached. Is it still one?
c. One.
d. One.
e. One, even though I look like
more.
f. Two.
g. Technically, three, but I wouldn't
work otherwise.
2. So, driven anyone insane lately?
a. I don't see what's so
good about driving people insane. I like people.
b. No, more's the pity.
c. Well, I drove my last owner quite
nuts over a period of several years.
d. Never had a chance.
e. Nope.
f. Not by myself, but I highly contributed.
g. Not really.
3. Do you have a personality?
a. I have a person inside
me. Does that count?
b. I have a personality and a person.
c. Not really
d. Not so you'd notice
e. Nope.
f. Do I ever! I call people.
It's cool.
g. I'm not aware of one.
4. What is your main power?
a. Well, I cheat very well....
And I can get rid of the darkness inside people. It's cool.
b. Anything you can do. Better
than you do it.
c. I can see people's thoughts.
d. I can go into people's heads.
e. I can see the future and the
past.
f. I can control people's minds
and do funky telekinetics.
g. I weigh people's hearts.
5. What extras do you have?
a. I have this pretty box....
b. I have a card that comes with
me and I can make people's eyes red. It's cool.
c. Gold goes with absolutely everything.
d. As an added bonus you can take
me to a locksmith so I can open your front door too!
e. You'll never be late for anything
again, and you'll know how every soap opera arc ends without having to
see it!
f. I have a knife inside me.
g. For no extra fee I'll tell your
weight and fortune too!
6. Tell me something I don't know.
a. The person inside me
was a Pharaoh and the person who owns me is his reincarnation.
b. You can't get rid of me.
No matter what you do.
c. I'm the hardest to use.
d. The person who owns me is quite
likely not alive.
e. Change one little thing and I'm
useless.
f. I'm still loyal to my old owner,
even though he's dead.
g. The person who owns me is the
only one to have and use two items.
7. How long have you been active?
a. Not that long.
I was in a box until a year or so ago.
b. I've been plotting for a long
time, but only really active for a few years.
c. Seven or eight years, more or
less.
d. A very long time.
e. Less than five years.
f. Five years.
g. I'm not sure. A while.
^^
8. Do you cause mutilation?
a. No, and I don't see why
I'd want to.
b. Sometimes I drive my dangly bits
into people. You know, just for kicks.
c. I'll say! You have to mutilate
yourself just to use me!
d. I suppose I could cause internal
mutilation if I really wanted to.
e. No. I can just tell you
it's going to occur.
f. Yup! Remember that knife
I mentioned before?
g. Not really....
9. Are you easily portable?
a. Well, I have my handy
box for when I fall apart, and when I'm together I have a necklace loop.
b. Very. If you don't want
to port me I'll do it myself.
c. Easy? You'll think I'm
part of you!
d. I'm easy to make into a necklace.
e. I'm made to be portable.
f. Not especially, but you can just
shove me through a belt loop.
g. I'm kind of bulky, so I guess
not.
10. Are you well-loved?
a. Yup. Everyone loves
me.
b. Not by my own merits. But
I know how to ingratiate myself.
c. Well, my last owner couldn't
have functioned without me.
d. I make my owner's life easier,
but I don't know if he really loves me.
e. I'd say not. People are
always trying to prove me wrong.
f. My last owner, the one I'm loyal
to, liked me. My current one just uses me.
g. I don't think so.
Mostly:
a's - the Puzzle
b's - the Ring
c's - the Eye
d's - the Ankh
e's - the Torque
f's - the Rod
g's - the Scales |